Workers of the 4th dimension

I spend a lot of time waiting in traffic and sometimes, I think that I think too much. On the way home tonight, I started thinking about the existence of a god. No, not the existence of God, but just the existence of a god, two gods, some gods, any god.

What if there really was such a thing as a “higher” life-form or life-forms who could influence and control our lives without us specifically knowing it?

These life-forms could only exist in the 4th dimension. We would be influenced by these life-forms since we live in all 4 dimensions: up-down, left-right, front-back, and time (the 4th dimension). But we would never be able to see these life-forms because while we also live in the 4th dimension, time, we can’t see it. We can only see the effects of the 4th dimension (such as leaves turning brown, animals dying, etc.) so the life-forms, workers of the 4th dimension would be invisible to us.

If this was the case, then wouldn’t all these things that people are claiming God does just the results of the workers of the 4th dimension? I’m picturing a bunch of Oompa-Loompas in orange leotards working hard in the 4th dimension to keep the world running.

For the record:

  • I hate Oompa Loompas.
  • My mother is crazy.
  • Milk makes me sick.
  • I eat a lot.
  • I really like my hair color right now.
  • I’m a sucker for cuddling in bed on a rainy day.
  • I’m in love with WP.