I can’t believe I had gone 25 years of my life without smoking a single thing only to blow it on smoking a stinky cigar. It tasted exactly like I imagined it would based on the smell — a stinky barbecue. I liked trying to make rings out of it with the smoke, but that’s about all. I don’t think I’m gonna try smoking again. It just didn’t do anything for me. I even sat in my neighbor’s special cigar-smoking bench out on the porch to make the occasion special, but it was pretty meh.
And then I woke up the next morning and could still taste the smoke in my mouth! Maybe if they made a bacon-flavored cigar, I would be a fan of it. Bacon is pretty smokey, but it’s a delicious type of smokey.
Oh man, I bet my mom is reading this right now and getting super mad about me smoking. Ah sorry mommy, I’m never gonna smoke again!