Dear People Who Call Themselves Vegetarians

If you call yourself a vegetarian, but you eat fish, guess what? You’re not a vegetarian. Fish is a meat. Just because they’re not cute or make any sounds doesn’t mean they don’t feel pain when you bite into their deliciously tender flesh.

What’s even worse are you “vegetarians” who just don’t eat red meat. Hey guess what? White meat is still meat. And you people who call yourselves vegetarians and tick off a list of things you don’t eat, but still eat some types of meat? You’re just plain picky.

Don’t even get me started on raw foods people. People discovered fire for a reason. Stop trying to live in the stone-age.

Dear people who don’t know how to make right turns,

Hug the damn curb if you’re making a right turn. Don’t slow down 500 feet from the intersection in the middle of the lane and slowly make your turn, still in the middle of the lane. If there’s more than half a car’s width between your car and the curb on the right, for god sakes, move over!

And unless you’re driving a big-rig, don’t you dare drive halfway into the left lane just so you can make a turn.

Dear stupid guy who got here by googling “illegal episode 3 downloadable,”

You need to be more subtle with your movie pirating. Don’t you think if it was as easy as writing something like “Gimme episode 3” in Google, no one would be going to the movies anymore? Just for your sake of knowledge, “Episode 3 downloadable” suffices the search. It’s already illegal. No use to include that in the search term too.

Also, are you sure that’s what you want to download? Sure, the action scenes are good, but do you really want to see the uncomfortably awkward romance “acting” of Padme and Anakin?